No quarantine has all five:
– ur partner
– balcony / garden
– quiet neighbours
– hi speed wifi
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ME (watching Chopped): Don’t braise the cod in the camembert! You never serve fish with cheese!
ME (in my kitchen later, alone): Today, I plan to make a rehydrated ramen consommé using boiled water from the tap and the shrimp spices from this packet.
I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don’t think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk
[whispering to coworker who liked my status about having to put my dog down but never commented] so you like dead dogs do ya meghan?
Me: I’m here to pick up my son
Daycare: what’s he look like?
Me: *points to my face*
D: oh. Ok
Husband: We should eat healthier; we eat way too much junk food.
Me, pressing cookie dough into a waffle iron: Do what now?!
Some lady just wrong-number texted me so I tried being funny but I think I scared her off from going to brunch
Exercise makes you look better naked. But so does whiskey, it’s your choice.
[trying to console a friend after a tough break up]
Me: *just throwing puppies at her
Making jokes on Twitter is a lot like making jokes in real life. Except without the frightened faces of strangers on buses