@Darlainky: No Teflon coated pan has ever been a match for my husband and his love of stirring with sharp utensils.
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@Mikecanrant: "YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER!" - I yell at the McDonalds drive thru cashier after she tells me its 25 cents more for extra BBQ sauce.
@Megatronic13: Interviewer: what is your greatest weakness? Me: I think people find me intimidating Interviewer (nervously): maybe it has something to do with the- Me: OMG, it has nothing to do with the giant hawk perched on my shoulder
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Do you ever feel like you're an imposter? Psychiatrist: Get out of my chair Me: Interesting *writes 'thinks he's the psychiatrist'*
@littlelady899: When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?