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@Book_Krazy: No thanks, toilets that flush.
@kimlockhartga: Is it "butt-naked" or "buck-naked?" I want this pool party invite to be perfect.
@Ideal_Victoria: I would seriously recommend whatever that third pill was I just took.
@: I remember when I was a kid I could go to the store with $1 and come home with 3 bags of chips 2 candy bars 6 packs of starburst and a cold drink. nowadays they got cameras everywhere
@Cognitive_Diss: The 70s had it right.
Back then, ugly people were allowed to make music.
@MarfSalvador: Me: Forgive me father I have sinned
Priest: Get out of my house
M: But it's a big sin
P: *sigh* Speak child
M: I broke into your house