@Book_Krazy: No thanks treadmills. If I want to reach my target heart rate, I'll just have a panic attack.
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@Swishergirl24: So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due.
@_NinJar: [museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? "through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say?" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
@naughtywriter2: At my funeral - The pastor: "She was truly an angel that fell from heaven" My ex, whispering to my other ex: "So was Lucifer!"