@Amusitr0n: No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this
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@imadepoopstoday: Practicing parenthood on an egg only teaches kids that if you cook your baby it's delicious.
@TweetPotato314: [Review] Boss: We’ll be giving you the company car *yawns* Me: A car! B: Sorry, I meant company card *sneezes* M: Well, a card’s still cool. B: Sorry again, It’s the company cardigan. M: Ok, I’m a medium. B: Then you should have known it was a sweater the whole time.
@TheReal_AndyMac: Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people.