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@Cool_Jesse: NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY.
"So, what are you wearing?"
A nice blouse and a light sweater. Sensible shoes.
@fillthevacuum: Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio.
@Lisabug74: The dinosaurs died for our sins.
@shkeeber: Me: *looking at pics* Cute! What breed is it? Looks like a Puggle
Co-worker: It's my daughter
Me: Yeah, they feel like family, don't they?
@Tmoney68: "If you gaze long into a bisque, the bisque also gazes into you." - Philosophical soup kitchen chef