@ObscureGent: Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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@ericsshadow: My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here.
@KateWhineHall: Tom's of Maine is a really good deodorant to buy if you don't mind spending a little extra to smell like you don't use deodorant.
@bridger_w: Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair