@camelSWAG69: [walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week

@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.

@AnniemuMary: My youngest once got ahold of the scissors and gave herself a haircut. It wasn't bad. So now every 6 weeks we casually leave them out.

@tsm560: I was all set to seize the day but this anti-seizure medication is a lot stronger than I thought.

@arcadeseals: son: brent from school is bullying me me: ask your teacher for help [school] son: miss roberts, will you help me beat up brent