@ericsshadow: My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here.

@KateWhineHall: Tom's of Maine is a really good deodorant to buy if you don't mind spending a little extra to smell like you don't use deodorant.

@sonictyrant: I shouldn't say this aloud but which idiot called it bug spray and not buzz kill

@bridger_w: Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair

@MEQ_777: Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend