@ObscureGent: Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore.
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@camelSWAG69: [walks into gym with my sunglasses on] WHATS UP LADIES *takes off sunglasses* damn it 3rd treadmill I've hit on this week
@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.
@AnniemuMary: My youngest once got ahold of the scissors and gave herself a haircut. It wasn't bad. So now every 6 weeks we casually leave them out.
@tsm560: I was all set to seize the day but this anti-seizure medication is a lot stronger than I thought.