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@RidiculousSheri: Nobody harasses you on the street when you walk around wearing a belt made of live cats.
@GuacamoleJesus: *at plastic surgeon's office*
ME: Make me pretty.
SURGEON: How about implants?
Me: No thanks.
SURGEON: I can replace your arms with sharks.
ME: You have my attention.