@wokkax3: Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KentWGraham: Given the American diet, don’t you think we’d have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?
@Ideal_Victoria: [At a psychic fair] Psychic: Ask whatever you want to know. Success? Work? Love? Money? Me: Can you tell me where my car keys are?
@donquixote229: I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born
@BobTheSuit: I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius.