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@70Ceeks: north carolina to sue over bathroom bill
hillary: stop calling him that
@daniel_shaw: I act like Pacman at parties.
I walk around the room eating everything in site and avoiding everyone.
@PhilJamesson: me: bye bye miss american pie
miss american pie: "bye-bye"? what are you, four years old?
me: this is why i'm leaving. you're a mean lady
@HomeProbably: A lollipop is like a normal lipop but it laughs a lot.
@hereholddeez: SAW 14:
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME
THE DOOR IS 10FT AWAY
THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN LEGOS
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE YOUR SHOES ARE
@doooiiiit: How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?