@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
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@PleaseBeGneiss: MOB BOSS: I think we have a rat ME: *writing* I’ll pick up some traps and cheese MOB BOSS: not that kind of rat, you idiot, one that likes to talk ME: ohhh got it *crosses out cheese and writes in podcast*
@NurseSeymour: There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry.
@GreenishDuck: This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*