@Tw1tter_K1tten: Not only did I find 5 grey hairs on the top of my head but they were also sticking straight up. So....I'm transforming into Albert Einstein.
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@BijersSunbird: Just bought a telescope and the eldest asked if I'd be doing horoscopes. Yes. Leo: You will be written out of someone's will.
@DearAuntAbby: If you don't smile and show everyone your teeth when you're eating Oreos then you're probably more mature than me.
@Be___Dope: Me: Sometimes I don't get Jo's tweets. Marta: Maybe you're not high enough? Me: * climbs tree