What’s the past tense of “wake & bake”?
“Woke and boke”?
“Awake and baked”?
“Awakened and baconed”?
Whatever it is, I’m that
Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
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Looks like 3rd grade was a total waste of time.
Breakfast: 300 calories
Lunch: 400 calories
Dinner: 600 calories
Evening Snack: 2,400,000 calories
So where do I put the banana if I am not happy to see you?
My 4 year-old now hides from me in the bathroom so l can’t stop him from chewing his nails.
This really upsets me because that was my hiding spot.
My husband got his hand stuck in the dishwasher.
So of course I had to fire her.
No thanks, animal crackers. You’re not fooling me. I eat real animals.
Didn’t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
[at an indian restaurant]
me: they’re well known for their gooey naan.
her: what’s gooey naan?
me: nothing much what’s goin’ on with you?