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DATE: I want someone that’s mysterious & really into nature
It’s funny how you become mom’s new favorite when your sibling is in jail.
I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands.
I shutter to think of all the things my neighbors have seen me do through their blinds.
HOST: Wanna learn how to lose up to 15 pounds with one simple trick?!?
HOST: Here’s how! *rips off his own arm*
[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire]
me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on… Superman?
her: I did
‘A confident swipe of the debit card’ is my favorite fantasy.