@OneFunnyMummy: Nothing says you're a parent like being jealous of a tree because it's all alone.
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@aka_fatman: Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix.
@WilliamRodgers: Justin Bieber was "Baptized" last night.... Or as the church likes to call it... "A failed attempt to drown Bieber"
@Eightinchgoat: Whoever said "The best things in life are free" obviously knew a very unsuccessful coke dealer.