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@SamClark_23: Now I understand why girls get so mad when you tell them to calm down because today I was fighting with a coworker and my Apple watch told me “take a minute to breathe” and on God I almost threw that thing into the Mediterranean.

Now I understand why girls get so mad when you tell them to calm down because today I was fighting with a coworker and my Apple watch told me “take a minute to breathe” and on God I almost threw that thing into the Mediterranean.

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