@WhitneyCummings: Now I'm getting threatened with "we have access to your iCloud." I'll be honest, I stand by most of my nudes. Frankly I'm way more embarrassed by all the inspirational quotes I've screen grabbed.
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@david8hughes: The carwash is a great place to meet other millionaires who for some reason don't have garden hoses.
@Rollinintheseat: A facial recognition program, but one that matches your Tupperware container to its lid.
@daemonic3: "Dad, what caused the Great Fire of London?" [googles but can't get wifi] Well son, that's when Bach dropped the most fire mixtape of 1666