Lasagna asks the question, “what if pasta were a book”
Nowadays you can post your opinions instantly. Used to be, if you got riled up by a troubadour’s ballad you had to weave a whole tapestry about it
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Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope.
Everybody’s talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn’t even notice him. Weird.
establish dominance at a funeral by crying first
Doggo Halloween stories….
I wouldn’t say I’m emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth.
kid: dad see i’m dressed as you for halloween
dad: nice buddy *handing suitcase to kid* have fun at work
kid: i didn’t-
dad: *tossing keys* easy on the clutch
Establish dominance with your psychiatrist by taking notes on his note taking.
Homeschooling isn’t that hard … just set an agenda, stick to a routine, have fun … oh and don’t have kids!