@wolfpupy: occult darling Dracula needs to get a grip. having his own dirt shipped in to sleep on, what a piece of shit. me, i'll sleep on any dirt
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@LeonEarlgrey: The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it "shes probably lying airlines".
@TheMichaelRock: How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves.
@knotaprettygirl: Let's give a big round of applause to everyone on Facebook who went to the gym today even though they "hate it"!! They are the real heroes.
@hippieswordfish: absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh