Octopus: *holding 8 guns* Looks like we got a Mexican standoff
Squid: *holding 8 guns* Not so fast *draws 2 more guns*

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Me: But I’ve only sprained my ankle.


People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman.


At some point in your life people stopped getting excited when you finished all the food on your plate.


People who give you their attention only when they’re lonely or bored…

No thank you.
I already have a cat.


First person to find a tooth in the nacho cheese gets a free tooth


The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band


You never know how strong you are until you have to move your furniture all alone.