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@bossy_bootz: Of course I can handle constructive criticism
*resents you for the next 50 yrs
@Dawn_M_: I will take your secret to the grave. Unless I'm drunk and revealing it will make me popular.
@MrEd_EVH: -gestures to everything in the Garage-
Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!!
Wife- YOU'RE a tool
Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM
@cpabry: If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person.
@rachelle_mandik: New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw?
Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?
@chuuew: ME: Table for 7 please
ME: 7-p-m. Just me
WAITER: Okay that makes more sense