I’m no political expert, but as far as I can tell the Republican strategy seems to be:
“oh you think BUSH was terrible?”
Oh I’m definitely a cat person
*lays on the couch and glares at you until you feed me
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ME AS A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR:
I signed you both up for Tinder
*1 week later
ME: You still want a divorce?
THEM: OMG NO THAT WAS HORRIFYING
“the uk couldn’t POSSIBLY leave”
“trump couldn’t POSSIBLY be president”
“we couldn’t POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity”
First, that jerk cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, and then his stupid car got paint on my key!
What do we want?
FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE!
When do we want it?
[Unintelligible yelling of different dates]
Those guys who came by the office to ask for protection money kept breaking things. Like I’m going to pay people that clumsy to protect me!
Who says Republicans aren’t into recycling?
Mitt Romney’s thinking of running for President, again.
Travel bloggers during quarantine
doctor: where does it hurt
doctor: where specifically
me: well right now, in your office
Don’t you have anyone you can talk to? – me as a therapist