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@BuckyIsotope: Oh Magic 8-Ball, will anyone ever love me?
@prufrockluvsong: If you see me shaking in my boots that's just how I dance ok?!
@ceejoyner: Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that.
@House_Feminist: when swimming in the ocean always wear a hat so you don't get sharks in your hair
@treydayway: Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall.
@jessforaminute: *Calls the DMV*
Hi yes I've lost ten pounds please send a new license with my updated weight thanks