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@CantWaitToNap: Oh my God. Where are you?
Car keys: LMFAO
@NicestHippo: Symptoms of mental illness:
-Complaining about how other people use their social media accounts
@roostermustache: Me: yeah was bingo the name of the dog or the farmer
Professor: i meant questions about the exa- holy shit
@elle91: I wish I had the confidence of my mom explaining Instagram to her friend 5 minutes after I told her what Instagram was.
@daemonic3: SCARECROW: If I only had a brain
DOROTHY: I just want to get back to Kansas
TOTO: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
@senderblock23: Men In Black Men #AddaWordRuinaMovie