@ThisOneSayz: Oh sure, a 3yo can get candy for not pooping their pants, but when I demand wine for successful defecation, I get sent home by HR.
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@ceejoyner: One day when the kids ask about life before the crab war you'll laugh nervously and continue walking sideways to crab church.
@jonnysun: i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt hav any chicken so i fried a egg and now im waitig for it to hatch
@FloodyHippie: You don't need to put "narcissist" in your bio. This is twitter, that shit goes without saying.