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@Divergentmama: "Oh sweetie, it's AMAZING! I'm going to save your artwork forever*!"

*until you go to sleep and I can bury it in the garbage so you won't find it.

“Oh sweetie, it’s AMAZING! I’m going to save your artwork forever*!” *until you go to sleep and I can bury it in the garbage so you won’t find it.
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