Being a zombie wouldn’t be that bad if it wasn’t for all the walking.
Oh thank goodness, my Uber driver knows what’s really wrong with this country.
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The pottery scene in “Ghost,” except you’re slowly but steadily pushing the other person’s face into the clay.
A guy told me I’m bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door.
The NFL has hired their first female referee.
She will throw flags for penalties the teams
committed 5 years ago.
The wife wants to try period sex
“Seems unsanitary to me”
I dont think u understand-
*wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*
Me: I have a younger sister but she’s nothing like me.
Him: Wow, she sounds perfect.
Thanks for the clarification, Dad.
All amusement parks are abandoned amusement parks right now. The Scooby Doo crew must be overwhelmed.
God: you can climb trees, go on land and swim in water.
Snake: OMG, really?
God: pretty cool right!
Snake: you didn’t have to do all this!
God: it was nothing
Snake: so how fast can I run?
Snake: I bet I can run really fast!
Snake: so fast on my legs!
Lack of diversity in period pieces is wild. It’s as if black ppl were invented during slavery got discontinued then relaunched in the 60s.