@XplodingUnicorn: Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win.
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@dril: ive decided that nudity is acceptable if irt's done for artistic reasons, like, promoting a mattress store,
@goldengateblond: Seriously, if you hacked Trump’s account and wanted to make him look bad, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN TWEET.
@man_spach: *tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*
@WillGlenwright: Me: Bed time Hotel room: Good luck turning the lights off Me: Easy. This one Hotel: No. Bed light Me: This one? Hotel: Desk light Me: This one? Hotel: LOL You just turned on the curtain lights Me: WTF? And that light in the wardrobe? Hotel: 2400lux stadium lighting Alarm: wake up