@dumbbeezie: Oh you hid the snacks? Sorry, I majored in finding snacks
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@just1fool: Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced
@Marcmywords2: "Where you going, we're in the middle of a conversation." OMG! This is just the middle. Annnnnd that's how the fight started.
@aksorojas: fiancé: please take off my bra and my skirt me: *seductively takes off her bra and her skirt* fiancé: if i catch you wearing my stuff again, i swear to god i’m gonna murder you
@Im_Tricia: Mom: "Do you want this?" Me: "No." Mom: "Ok I'll give it to your brother." Me: "No I want it."