Hey men, don’t be fooled by maxipad commercials.
Ladies aren’t really full of blue windshield washer fluid.
oh you’re a feminist? name every woman
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ME: [not savvy] i need a new car SALESMAN: what kind
SALESMAN: haha what kind of car
ME: [perspiring freely] new
Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food?
Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food.
“Marisa Tomei” is an anagram for “It’s-a me, Mario”
Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
When witches and warlocks correspond about their carnal passions, they’re hexting
Changing my name to Shotgun so my friends call me
No, I would NEVER put you on mute
We’re letting you go because you won’t stop referring to going to the bathroom as “live streaming”
i hope you pull the covers up too fast and punch yourself in the face tonight.