@tarashoe: ohgod what if there's some murderer in the backseat of my car while i'm driving alone and they hear me singing this cranberries song off-key
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@Lucky_Leftovers: My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role.
@AimeeHelene1: *walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00
@DrakeGatsby: My 2-year old son wears a “Jurassic Park” t-shirt like he’s some big fan but I know for a fact he’s never seen it. Don’t be a poser bro