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-Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?-
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No DNA test necessary.


Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says “Say goodbye to your family”


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That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow…


Thanksgiving fact: Giblets are just Grandma speak for the gross stuff.


[First day of prison]
“Hey man. Wanna be in our gang?”
Sure, I’ll call you. Just give me your cell number
*gets stabbed*


[Date Night]

*Ties you up*

*Handcuffs you to the chair*

*Takes out the whip*