Is pregnancy genetic cause my mom was pregnant and so was my grandma and I’m worried
ok, now say it again so my wife hears
“you’re too big for this ride, sir”
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Girls are like puppies.
If you don’t take them out enough, they’ll poop on your rug.
SERIOUSLY ASHLEY ON MY RUG??
She changed her mind ..
Hope the new one works !!
Him: What’s this? *slowly unwrapping my gift* A blanket?
Me: It’s a sweater that fits two people so we can always be toge-
Him: *running away*
Me: HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don’t like her new haircut.
This guy texting in metro besides me keeps covering his phone, like I care about his dinner plans in CP with his girlfrnd “Shona baby”
Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me.
*finds a sock behind the washing machine*
*plays loud dramatic romantic music as I reunite two socks*
I don’t think The Proclaimers realized how far 500 miles really is.
My cab driver just described Seattle as “Not that horrible of a place.” Get that guy a job on the tourism board.