@bingowings14: Ok. Seriously, stop feeding the gulls.
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@EtobicokeErnie: I meet with my HR manager every Friday afternoon to recap what I shouldn't have said or done over the past 5 days.
@Home_Halfway: I always have a nightlight on when I go to bed in case someone breaks in and wants to see how cute I look when I'm sleeping.
@Lexi__Alexandra: My doctor said i shouldn't just binge drink all weekend. I tried taking his advice but can't drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every day.
@Reverend_Scott: Carl: Cold out night. Me: Tell me something I don't know. Carl: NASA found LSD improved spiders' ability to make webs. Me: Fair enough.