Mos Def (Most Definitely.)
Hi Def (High. Definitely.)
Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women.
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I showed my husband the video of that giant baby. He said aaw how cute. HOW. CUTE. My pregnancy just got a lot scarier.
dentist: when did you last floss?
me: just last week
dentist: you know i went to school for this, right? i can see that’s not true
me: sorry, i meant yesterday
me: i mean i’m flossing right now
me: ow my gums, they hurt exactly the normal amount
If by ‘lucky’ you mean I remember to clean the lint trap so it doesn’t self combust, then yes, I’m up all night to get lucky. . . Again.
Well well well. If it isn’t old Saint Nick trying to slide down this chimney after ignoring my texts for a year.
Husband: I called my boss “Honey” today.
Wife: What? Why?
H: He was shouting at me and telling me I was wrong, and it just slipped out.
Little known fact: Scotland is just an elaborate hoax with Mike Myers playing all of its citizens.
look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens