@thedayofthedot: okay, i admit it. you're wrong.
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@Matt_the_1st: Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today
@McGrumpenstein: Wife: We should go camping Me: Yay *waits til wife is gone to tell kids the Blair Witch Project plot. Camping trip turns into visit to NYC*
@crunchenhancer: My wife told me she "likes it rough." So I replaced the toilet paper roll with a sandpaper roll. -how guys understand women