I’m beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band.
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I did it! I found the worst thing on the internet. A combination of so much awful.
Me: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”
Wife: “I’m the same”
Horse family at next table: *just sitting very still*
On behalf of everyone who works in an office, a coal mine, a fast food restaurant, really anywhere, I have decided to make it my mission to find out who coined the phrase “do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life” and trebuchet them directly into the sun
Me: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
Me: Oh. You said HUDDLE up, didn’t you?
It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. “This food tastes bland. Let’s see if I can improve it by adding some rocks.”
Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there.
Me: Alright. Does everyone have their parachutes?
Dave who sometimes lies for fun: *giggling* Yah.
Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he’s swarmed by snarling, handsy demons.
Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in.