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@WORIDSTARHIPH0P: "barack please don't leave me with them" "joe you're leaving when I leave" "oh right lmao love u"
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.
@Laser_Cat: If you subtract all the sex robots those NASA nerds built, the moon landing only cost like eighty dollars.
@drunktweets81: My life is like a beautiful piece of furniture from IKEA. Once I figure out how to put it all together, I may get to actually enjoy it.