@vikkaroni: OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then.
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@Gooooats: By this time of year baby Jesus was probably already totally sick of playing with his frankincense.
@Browtweaten: God: You'll be huge and fat Blue Whale: Dang God: Awful eyesight Whale: Ugh God: No predators- except other whales Whale: I don't wanna do thi- God: Biggest junk on the planet Whale: I'm in
@Laser_Cat: [wife answering phone] Gary, it's 3am! Where are you? "I don't have time for questions, but if you ever wanted a peacock tell me now!"