@aecide: Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him.
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@mela_shea: *winks* *shrugs* *wiggles eyebrow* *does jerk off motion* *waves hands in the air like I just don’t care* *does the hokey pokey* *walks like an Egyptian* *wonders why he didn’t ask for my number*
@shutupmikeginn: women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister