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@JediGigi: [on 1st date]
Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single?
Me: Single? Who's single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn.

[on 1st date]
Him: So why is someone as pretty as you single?
Me: Single? Who’s single? [gets right up in his face] We marry at dawn.

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