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@Love_bug1016: [on a date]

him: I just want someone who isn’t obsessed with their phone

me: *slowly slides the 20 ft charger I was about to plug into the restaurant wall back into my purse*

[on a date] 

him: I just want someone who isn’t obsessed with their phone 

me: *slowly slides the 20 ft charger I was about to plug into the restaurant wall back into my purse*

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