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@SteveSuckington: [on a date]

I've got butterflies in my stomach

"that's so cute. You dont have to be nervous"

[flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok

[on a date]

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach

“that’s so cute. You dont have to be nervous”

[flashback to me eating some butterflies] ok

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