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@ericsshadow: [on a date]
Play it cool don't let her know you're a refrigerator
[her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity]
"This isn't cool man."

[on a date]
Play it cool don’t let her know you’re a refrigerator
[her ex-boyfriend turns off the electricity]
“This isn’t cool man.”

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