“WELL ACTUALLY”: a sequel to “LOVE ACTUALLY” about why it’s problematic
[on phone to gf]
her: “you never understand me anymore so..”
me: “so what?”
her: “we’re breaking up”
me: “i can hear you fine”
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Your not fooling anybody. You weren’t LOLing that long.
My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn’t expecting I’d be dissecting so many white mice.
Wife: here comes the airplane
Me whispering in baby’s ear as he swallows his food: that was a spoon. Her lies don’t end here
[at the club]
Her: C’mon, lets dance!
Me: Ugh, ok…one second *zips off cargo pants into shorts*
Ladies, don’t waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese.
Apparently they have a “family” & a “wife” & I’m “ruining their dinner.”
When bears are around, try to look skinny and they won’t eat you.
If that doesn’t work, kick your buddy in the nuts and RUN!
No Cheryl, your baby is not 72 months old. Your child is 6 years old.