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@jergarl: [on phone with debit fraud]

Bank guy: Sir do you shop on line at all

Me: DUDE IT'S 2017 WE BUY TOILET PAPER ONLINE

BG:

M: Sometimes. Yes

[on phone with debit fraud]

Bank guy: Sir do you shop on line at all

Me: DUDE IT’S 2017 WE BUY TOILET PAPER ONLINE

BG:

M: Sometimes. Yes

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