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@MissNaughty1801: *on the phone
Him: where are you?!
Me: I'm just waiting for the train
Him: hurry up
Me:...no problem. I'll be waiting faster

*on the phone
Him: where are you?!
Me: I’m just waiting for the train
Him: hurry up
Me:…no problem. I’ll be waiting faster

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