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@AtticusFinch79: [on the train]

Conductor: Ticket please

Me: *hands it over*

C: Lady this is a speeding ticket

M: *sighs* That's why I'm on the train

[on the train] 

Conductor: Ticket please

Me: *hands it over*

C: Lady this is a speeding ticket 

M: *sighs* That’s why I’m on the train

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