@SaltyCorpse: Once again I've managed to poke myself in the eye with my own finger like my eyes have not been in the same goddamn spot for forty five goddamn years.
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@jonnysun: "to my son, i leave my bathroom scale" the lawyer sighs "because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"
@KeetPotato: [biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]