Once, just once in my life, I’d love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper

I’m hunting wabbits.

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And also a fork.


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*A Girl Passes by..*

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Today I have learnt – if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.