Shaggy: Scoob you can’t smoke nitrate ester, you’ll explode!
Scooby Doo: RONO?! *Explodes and dies*
Once, just once in my life, I’d love a guy to grab me, pull me in close and whisper
I’m hunting wabbits.
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You know who brings a knife to a gun fight?
And also a fork.
People on Twitter are crazy. You can be like “I like summer” and there’ll be a comment under it like “wowww really? summer??? how dare you even say that? I expected more from you, you entitled piece of shit”
You can’t trust the mainstream media, that’s why I get all my news from the giant in my dreams
Me: I can’t believe I’m only discovering Fleetwood Mac now.
Girlfriend: I’ve heard Rumours
Me: No, it’s true Sandra. They’re an actual band.
I just think of unfollowers as me paying my Follower Tax.
A Guy Doing Push Ups ‘One.. Two.. Three..’
*A Girl Passes by..*
Guy: “82.. 83.. 84..”
I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
Today I have learnt – if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens.